EXTRAVAGANZA ELEGANZA

My drag mother is a nudist.

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—	Pandora Box

My drag mother is going senile. Before my very eyes.

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Raven

Tatianna is over there with pasty face magilicutty. I was like, what the hell did she do to her face?

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Raven

Ohhhhh no. We are going to have to put old men in drag.

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—	Pandora Box

When you point your finger at someone, you have three fingers pointing back at yourself.

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Sonique

I don’t need the wig, I don’t need the pepper spray, but calling my mom is golden to me.

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Raven

She doesn’t need your pity bitch, I pity you for the face that you have.

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Tatianna

Anybody who steps out of the house with a pair of high heels and a wig is my hero.

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Ru Paul

When I’m on stage, I feel 20. I look 30. I am 42.

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—	Coti Collins

I’m serving fish, honey, and this ain’t trout.

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Jujubee